let’s not even pretend there’s something worse than your mom passing you the phone for you to wish happy birthday to a relative
(Source: jenniferlawrences)
Basic school day
- me: i hate all of you
- me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
- me: holy fuck walk faster
- me: get smarter idiot
- me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times i'll die
(Source: dailyanimals)
